10-23-25 "Been a long time for the VIKINGS. Join a SCREAM CLUB. Where to find HAUNTED houses."

10-21-25 "Things we CAN'T do today. Halloween is LONELY for singles. The $100 Thanksgiving meal for 10."

10-20-25 "It the BISON vs Bunnies week. Your PEAK age is younger than you think. This could be the NEXT BATHTUB."

10-17-25 "How to WIN Halloween. The MILLENNIAL PAUSE. Sam Neidermann talks NDSU and tries the WHITNEY CHALLENGE."

10-16-25 "One WORD to describe your boss. Halloween costume PERSONALITY. Making $300,000 a year isn't enough."

10-15-25 "The BEST Halloween home display. Chris has a CROCK decision to make. Good news of the WEEK."

10-14-25 "The WHITNEY challenge. Less CHOCOLATE this Halloween. That's a giant PUMPKIN."

10-13-25 "Cori's PARKER PARTY review. Fake is the new REAL. Dave Richman NDSU men's basketball in studio."

10-9-25 "Christmas decorating ALREADY? CJC pick the football PARLAY. Pretending you're WORKING."

10-8-25 "Should you go to bed ANGRY with your spouse? He CAN'T do that. Gov't shutdown could cause AIRPORTS to do the same."

10-7-25 "She was FISHING and missed cash. We all LIE to our doctors. National TACO DAY calls for ole's."

10-6-25 "Will WENTZ play on for Vikes? Rise of the PLANT PARENT. A 3 DAY workday coming soon?"

10-2-25 "The WAITING is the best and hardest part. Skydiver LUCKY to survive. FORGIVE and forget."

10-1-25 "This technology is DEAD. Feed this FRUIT to you kids, young. Luckiest DAY of his life."

9-30-25 "Start your day JUMPING. Letting AI pick you lotto numbers. Win a set on the PARTY PROS PARKER PARTY bus."

9-29-25 "BAD BUNNY Superbowl. It's COFFEE day. Early Vikings makes for a LONG day."

9-25-25 "People spend BILLIONS on Halloween. Almost WHOLE TOWN wins the lottery. The CANDY lawsuit."

9-24-25 "Kimmel is back. Spending $1500 in MOOOLAH. Woman donates all of her LOTTERY winnings."

9-22-25 "Vikings win thanks to WENTZ. The rise of the POCKET PACKER. First day of FALL."

9-19-25 "What's new at HAPPY HARRY'S. Hiring your KIDS to work with you. 700 days of McD's in a row."